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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-21-2006, 12:04 PM Thread Starter
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Mowing and Beer (A TRUE STORY)

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,

"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."



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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-21-2006, 01:58 PM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-21-2006, 09:47 PM
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-21-2006, 10:10 PM
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My wife is prego with TWINS and she still mows the lawn.


Beavis hung LOL


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Thats great!

I'm sure she had no clue either


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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-22-2006, 12:29 PM
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