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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-23-2006, 08:42 AM Thread Starter
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The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.





Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.





Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.





Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.





Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.


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Those are all great!

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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 10:18 AM
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Good stuff!


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ONCE YOU'VE HAD ASIAN, YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH CAUCASIAN
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OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH AND ENTHUSIASM
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HAHA those are pretty funny.

The Ugly:with corrections

thats hilarious.
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the good: your son is spending alot of time studying in his room
the bad: you found a porno in there
the ugly: you're in it.

HAIL TO THE KING!!

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the good: your son is spending alot of time studying in his room
the bad: you found a porno in there
the ugly: you're in it.
A bit close to home Junior ?


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