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Cool Adventure of a lifetime for the British

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Adventure of a lifetime for the British

If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:
Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally.

Never mind immigration, quotas, visas international law or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, “It is a cultural thing; you wouldn’t understand.”
Keep your British identity strong.
Fly your national flag from your rooftop or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.
Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim School System.
Demand a local country drivers license, as this will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic Laws.
Insist that the country law enforcement teaches English to all its Officers.
Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians and the government that let you in.

Good luck! You’ll soon be dead.
Because it will never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq or any other country in the world except right in the UK.
For we are run by soft, politically correct politicians, that are too scared to “OFFEND” anyone.

If you agree, pass it on.
If you don’t, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq


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