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Joke of the day

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant
gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat
belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your
trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

Ed, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear
her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendants came
by with the drink cart, he said "Did I understand you right?
Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is
female." "My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and
sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up
there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no
longer call it the cock pit."

"It's the Box office."




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so if all the women were REAL blondes would they still call it the black box?


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may as well add a couple myself (if they're repeats STIFF..!!!) ha ha ha


Subject: Aren't older women great.

On my 30th wedding anniversary I looked at my wife and said, "Honey,
30 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching TV on a black & white model.

Aren't older women great. They really know to solve your mid-life
crises....

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Thirty-four years ago, Everett Davis, an Arkansas Mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.

On his second day, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.

On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. The Army is still looking for him.

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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."


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