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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-25-2006, 07:45 AM Thread Starter
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Last Child Support Check

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last
child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those
payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and
when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check
over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be
gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression
on yo mama's face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear
what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout
that?
"She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy".... and watch the
'spression on yo face



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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-25-2006, 07:50 AM
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¤ In 2006 I lost because of bad luck; I still won the most races and was the fastest on track for most of the time... Last year I was sorry that
after so many successful years, some people thought Valentino was finished and Casey was the new Valentino. ~ The Doctor '08
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ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh that's wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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lol , reminds me of this song

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18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma car, crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty tyco with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Shoulda got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money)
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenupt
WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his


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funny in a sick way:corn


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i saw the punch line coming from a mile away .. a better one would have been "mamma said when you two got drunk last week, you got her pregnant again"


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