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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-28-2006, 08:25 AM Thread Starter
 
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A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you ! have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bikes parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies "Yep...drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last Question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope...but I've been swung around by the nipples once!
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