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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-28-2006, 05:45 PM Thread Starter
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said “Have you ever been fucked?"

The fellow said "No." She said "You will be when the tide comes in."
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-28-2006, 05:46 PM
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That reminds me of another joke

There is a girl that is laying on the beach and also has no arms or legs and some guy passes her and she said that she had never been hugged and so the guy picks her up and gives her a hug and puts her back on the beach. So another guy comes by and she told him that sh had never been kissed and so the guy picks her up and gives her a kiss and puts her back in the sand. So this big burly harley looking guy comes walking passed and she says that she has never been fucked before. So the Harley dude picks her up and tosses her in the ocean and yells "now you're fucked!"


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That reminds me!
So the Harley dude picks her up and tosses her in the ocean and yells "now you're fucked!"
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That reminds me of another joke

There is a girl that is laying on the beach and also has no arms or legs and some guy passes her and she said that she had never been hugged and so the guy picks her up and gives her a hug and puts her back on the beach. So another guy comes by and she told him that sh had never been kissed and so the guy picks her up and gives her a kiss and puts her back in the sand. So this big burly harley looking guy comes walking passed and she says that she has never been fucked before. So the Harley dude picks her up and tosses her in the ocean and yells "now you're fucked!"
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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-28-2006, 10:47 PM
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What's a "tide"?


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¤ più forte non si può . WLF viva la figa
¤ In 2006 I lost because of bad luck; I still won the most races and was the fastest on track for most of the time... Last year I was sorry that
after so many successful years, some people thought Valentino was finished and Casey was the new Valentino. ~ The Doctor '08
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What's a "tide"?
Google is your friend biotch...sun, earth, moon, oceans and their effects ...unless of course you're curious about washing powder


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when the water comes on the beach
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¤ più forte non si può . WLF viva la figa
¤ In 2006 I lost because of bad luck; I still won the most races and was the fastest on track for most of the time... Last year I was sorry that
after so many successful years, some people thought Valentino was finished and Casey was the new Valentino. ~ The Doctor '08
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