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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 10-02-2006, 08:48 PM Thread Starter
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Beer vs Vagina

BEER vs. VAGINA!!! There are no losers, really.


1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One poin t to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER


20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER

Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER

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20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
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good points, except you cant stick your pee-pee in the top of a beer bottle.......(at least I HOPE you cant) lol


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PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
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good points, except you cant stick your pee-pee in the top of a beer bottle.......(at least I HOPE you cant) lol
Yeah, a Mickeys wide mouth......ok, so it kinda falls in.


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OMG there is only one way you could know this, I hope you didn't drink the afterwards.


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Thought this post was dam funny! So, I reposted at one of my favorite electronics forums. Well they didn't think it was that funny(some did). But there were complaints, so it got deleted(and almost me too)

Crap, 1 more point for beer
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Thought this post was dam funny! So, I reposted at one of my favorite electronics forums. Well they didn't think it was that funny(some did). But there were complaints, so it got deleted(and almost me too)

Crap, 1 more point for beer
Some people are just a bit too thin skinned and up themselves at times....it's not as if you said the 'C' word in place of vagina..


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pussy is like pizza

there is none bad but some are better than others


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pussy is like pizza

there is none bad but some are better than others
depends on what you call bad.

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depends on what you call bad.

:imwst I don't want to look down and see an anchovie covered vagina looking back




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:imwst I don't want to look down and see an anchovie covered vagina looking back


Sloppy thirds is pretty bad too.

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Sloppy thirds is pretty bad too.
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ya, there is such a thing as bad sex, just it's rare is all.

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