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Talking Calories burned during sex......

Old, but a refresher for everyone.....


It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results.














REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................1 2 Calories
69 lying down....................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................................21 6 Calories
Doggy Style.....................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier............................2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real............................................11 2 Calories
Fake..........................................1,31 5 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly...........................................3 2 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

You got to admit this sounds like this would be a lot more fun than using the treadmill or riding a bike!
Results may vary.
Have fun today!


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I don't think that I've ever tried to remove a girls bra with my teeth. I may have to tho.

And I have no idea what an "italian chandelier" is.

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ahhh, google to the rescue.

this calorie list is clearly for the woman, since italian chandelier involves no work for the man.

http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/chanposakait.html

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I don't think that I've ever tried to remove a girls bra with my teeth. I may have to tho.

And I have no idea what an "italian chandelier" is.

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i will post results of removing the bra with teeth. :


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