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Wink Frenchisms..........

Well for anybody that has French relations well er Im sorry !!!!!

These are great. You may not want to send to your French friends.

Subject: Frenchisms

France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from
these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been
governed by prostitutes."
--Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a
French one behind me."
--General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting
without your accordion."
--Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something
about it."
--Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
--Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
--Rush Limbaugh

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German
Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not
dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this
is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of
whisky I don't know."
--P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress
of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but
doesn't have the face for it."
--John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and wears a beret.
He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us
get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler
out of France either."
--Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came
marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman

"Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in
Canada."
--Ted Nugent

"The favorite bumper sticker in Washington DC. Right now is one
that says, 'First Iraq, then France.'"
--Tom Brokaw :gun

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted
more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs
than the Nazis?"
--Dennis Miller

"It is important to remember that the French have always been
there when they needed us."
--Alan Kent

"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To
prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a
white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house."
--Argus Hamilton

"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was
being advertised on eBay the other day--the description was, 'Never
shot. Dropped once.'"
--Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)

"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've
found truffles in Iraq."
--Dennis Miller

Q: What did the mayor of Paris say to the German army as they
entered the city in WWII? A: Table for 100,000 m'sieur?

"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's
not known, it's never been tried."
--Rep. R. Blount (MO)

"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France
in WWII? And that's because it was raining."
--John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv

The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced
after the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from
Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and
Collaborate.

The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire
which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their
military.

/French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney/
AP), Paris, March 5, 2003, The French government announced today
that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney.
The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at
the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers
at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech
tourists.


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"It is important to remember that the French have always been
there when they needed us."
--Alan Kent

read it closer........

this is perhaps the funniest yet truest of them all.......


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Better not change your fonts like that. Cory will get all bent out of shape.


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