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Talking Redneck Wedding Of The Year!

Wedding of the year....Introducing the wedding party:First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)


Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone ...... let's line up for the picture. Let's see .... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!" I guess a jacket at a wedding would just be too citified, so let's just pin these boutonniere's right on the white shirts. Bubba, put down that cigarette! And no smoking during the ceremony! I told him it's tacky to light up during the sermon. If we could have put the wedding off for two more months, the groom would have saved enough money for a pair of black shoes. I told him his tennis shoes have black trim....that's good enough.

Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride


Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.
(To stop any confusion, the bride is the [shall we say] plump one wearing white & red)

Last, the cute couple


Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her ankles.Too bad they didn't come in white. Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.
(And can you say "Neanderthal"? Honestly, this guy must be third from the left on the evolutionary chart! )



At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left boob. (Uh, make that SECOND from the left... )


What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout?? Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual - How bout those teeth? (he kinda reminds me of a bat here, actually...)




"You SO crazy, honey ." (A SICK bat...)



"Here baby, let me help you up here ...." ( there are no words, honestly...)



He's apparently reaching for something and having trouble locating it. A forklift might help raise any blockage.


You can almost hear the banjo music.




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LMAO!!

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that has to be fake, right?
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LMAO!!

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Never thought of Pinky for a second

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that has to be fake, right?
ferkin' funny though :


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I thought Rinn married some one else. Not Pinky
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Now thats not nice....


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THIS is why I'm not having a wedding, fuck it, I"ll go to the JOP and sign the fucking form. or better yet.... not give my testicles away.

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Nice running shoes on the groom

This is what happens when you go to a family event to pick up woman.


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I hope that is fake. Although I have been to a wedding in some small podunk town in Michigan where people that attended the wedding were wearing flanel shirts and gym shoes, but the people in the wedding were actually dressed somewhat nice (there was a dale earnhart jr. bus that replaced the limo).
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