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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-20-2006, 10:59 AM Thread Starter
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Christmas present

So, my wife was asking me what I want for Christmas. I always tell her I don't want anything, I mean, if I really want something I'll buy it myself :corn She keeps pestering me, talking about how hard it is for her to buy me gifts, because I never tell her what I want. I just told her to get me the typical shirts, underwear, tie things for gifts.

She won't quit, asking me what I REALLY want, so I said: "Ok, I want a new helmet." I really do want a new helmet, maybe a new Spec1R or Arai. She says:"What? A new helmet? Those things are like $200 aren't they?" I tell her: "no they are about $500, I'll show you which one I want online."


She says hell no, that she's not buying that for me. Which proves my point exactly, don't ask me if you don't want to know the answer.


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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-20-2006, 11:16 AM
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hahaha nice. i dont want anything either but if she insists i want a full system and pc
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lol.. im the same way kd.. this year i finally said i wanted a "creative zen vision w" ($300).. surprisingly she said ok..
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lol, I'm the same way also, if I want something I get it myself... I told her should could pay for the new R1 if she wanted...

I'm sure she will think of soemthing but who knows what.



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She says hell no, that she's not buying that for me. Which proves my point exactly, don't ask me if you don't want to know the answer.

Don't be surprised if you suddenly found one under the tree.
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At least all YOU need is the helmet

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That is so true Kneedragger, I think all the wife's do that.

So I would just buy the helmet put it under the tree from her to you


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tell her to buy a sexy lingerie outfit..


that serves the interest of both of ya



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lol.. im the same way kd.. this year i finally said i wanted a "creative zen vision w" ($300).. surprisingly she said ok..
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lol, I'm the same way also, if I want something I get it myself... I told her should could pay for the new R1 if she wanted...

I'm sure she will think of soemthing but who knows what.

Not me......if the wife asks, I could give her a list as long as my arm of shit I'd like, lmao


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tell her to buy a sexy lingerie outfit..


that serves the interest of both of ya

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i want a gsxr 1k 07 model...have her buy me that


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lord, I don't think I want anything for christmas... how about to be left alone with a girl and not have to get dragged around to see my umpteen aunts, would that be acceptable?

how about I wake up december 25th at like 5pm, have sex, and go back to sleep... that'd be the best christmas present of all time.

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how about I wake up december 25th at like 5pm, have sex, and go back to sleep... that'd be the best christmas present of all time.
Then tell you wife to clean up the mess after, if she doesn't tell her she's high maintenance.....


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hahaha figures my wife said the same thing , hoever i had just bought her a 350.00 Doone and Bourk purse w/ 150.00 wallet to match! hahahahah aint that some Shit!


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hahaha figures my wife said the same thing , hoever i had just bought her a 350.00 Doone and Bourk purse w/ 150.00 wallet to match! hahahahah aint that some Shit!

yea no shit! last year I got about $100 worth of stuff, but I bought her a movado watch and coach purse


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I already gave my wife 3 kids. She'll have to do with that until....ummmm...2076 or so
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