captian o' da chixxx
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Alberta, Canada
I thought this was pretty funny...
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only
one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when
she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.
One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before
I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood here for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
I opened the door, and headed straight toward my
car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all of them clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father
in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed
our little test.... we couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is . . .
Always keep your condoms in your car
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