SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
HOLEY SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCKing Sorry Leo,but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Leos are in secondplace, so don't worry that much leos) Scorpios KNOW how to seduce.They KNOW what is kinky.
They are highly manipulative.hey KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want.hey KNOW how to fuck.And they are making room for modifications.All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL beon your back assuming the position.Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos andScorpios make for a fabulous tryst.
they are the BEST in bed together..but if the emotions are not therethen that's a different story. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpiojealous...they will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch themfuck your boss..or your sister/brother..or Mother...hell, that's theiridea of a typical normal Thursday night. They love to use gag balls.They always have carpet burns on their knees and back...this is fromtheir constant rutting like a wild weasel in heat. They are also very
cunning and secretive. They have a fetish for riding crops and bridles.Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened andelongated pleasure.I hope you can go the distance and can make them come...otherwise gods
help ya.Favorite Song: Master and Servant.Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being AlcoholLesbians...get them drunk enough they will kiss a girl...or two....orthree...or five....but beware their sting!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED.True love is being shaved.Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love.And they LOVE to travel.
They are constantly moving.They are always packing and going somewhere. They are the outdoorsytype.Why fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under amoonlit night and have sex? Sags will Fuck Everywhere! Most Sags flash
body parts and are closet nudists. They will be the first to registerfor nude volleyball at the nudist resort.Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but
they like to be naked.EVERYWHERE.They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable
especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them.They are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is abiological function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it?A perfect night for them is to :
Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters..Pick some
flowers...Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck.Sleep. Fuck and Fuck some more!Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Footfetishes...Lingerie...Female Sags are nature lovers
o it in the bushes, Sex on the beach, in the ocean, hell behind thelocal laundrymat! Kinky? they Love Kinky. Wear that pirate getup forthese girls, they'll be on their knees in a heartbeat. They'll dresskinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if you're going out onthe town, just to get you going, and I do mean going~ these girls wantit all night long!
Whipped cream, body oils and bondage,Licking and sucking, whatever ittakes to keep the party going! .They believe in doing it and doing it often! fucking before the moviestarts..., fucking at the theatre during the previews and maybe a quick
blowjob on the way home.Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, therewon't be a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked!You can touchthem anywhere and they got hott cause they're freaky like that! They
love leg rubs and jacuzzis, this is because their thighs are a hot
spot...They'll be the ones holding you up fucking in the closet at yourfriends housewarming party at two in the morning. They are built for lotand lots of sex in any way shape or form, kinky or slow teasing, fastand hard or slow and easy~ if you want to get your freak on,Sagittarians are the way to go! None of the other signs love Sex as Muchas a Sag!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to callme...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fatessmile on them from time to time...they just accept it an move on.You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them.
They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easyto turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny...whoever is inthe room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leavebite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinigcommercial breaks is perfect.
Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercialbreaks in an hour long T.V. Show.They like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoplesfurniture...on other peoples beds...Cars...Tents...boats....yep, if they
are in the mood...it could be at the Presiden't inaugeration...get readyfor some nookie!They love to bite.They might seem at first sight of them rather cold and insensitive.But when they warm up?There is no stopping them.They like to have the back of their knees licked.They live for tongue massages.They think porno is just SILLY...who thought THAT up?ut they will watch it to see if they are missing anything.Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle ofwine...you might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you betterleave the phones off for the entire weekend and order food in.
They like to play games...as long as they are in charge.
This is a misunderstood sign...they can be very kinky.
As long as it is with people they love.
Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) --
MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expectanythin in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? Theywill get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by anquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. Ifthey are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they aren heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking aboutyou...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a
form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. Theyare the Rain Man of the Zodiac.They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit...thenget shy to those that care about them.Go figure.They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learningexperience.Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female
Aquarians can't masturbate enough...Males never get the chance tomasturbate because everybody wants a piece of them.They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimateadventure is the "But we might get caught" game.
They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found byanother lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it'sjust not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anythingshiny will derail their train of thought.
Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mindand they will follow you anywhere.They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson
in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick? This is a Aquarian dream.They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated. But to bringthem back to earth now and again for a little physical funtime. They getlost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasurecourse, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night.which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware!They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to aHome Depot when you are both horny.This can lead to nasty things.
Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20)
Get out the boots - Stilletto heels - foot creams and panty hose...herecome da fishies!They are the LEADERS in foot fetish. Masturbation in shoes? Okay. Toemasturbation...bring it on! They love using their feet.Suck on a Pisceans toes and SEE what happens!Fucking in the water and see them squirm.
Pisces have probably done it in a sex swing. Or at least considered howstrong the ceiling beams are on their house to put one in. Pisces menbreak furniture when they fuck...things get flung everywhere.Pisces can be turned on by the wierdest
things...Trains...Water fountains...Jump rope...Whatever. They are thesirens calling you to the beach where you will end up on your back on atowel with water all over you and not wanting it to stop.I have heard it said that its the pisces that will cross the darkerkinky side at least once...just to say "YEP. did that. Not that great"OR "What do you MEAN you never......" SAM from sex and the city shouldbe a Pisces. These babes are perfectionists. You will have a perfectorgasm with them...so will they..in fact, they strive for perfection ineverything they do...it's all in th details for them. There will not be
ONE hair out of place with a Pisces. All of their fetish jewlery will
match a specific whip or dress or shoes.EVERYTHING MUST MATCH! I have one Pisces friend that has nipple tassles
that match for every pair of underware and whip that she owns! NO SHIT!You might think they are shy! HA! They are just planning something. Ihad a Pisces Friend (Same Pisces friend with the matching tassles by theway) who was at a nudist beach in Brazil (You will always find a Piscesat a beach...its inbred in them) A middle aged man in his early 50's or
so came up to her and immediately saw her body and BABING! got a hardon!Not feeling shocked in any way, shape or form, she walked right up tohim and put her hand on his cock for a moment , then with her same handtook her sunglasses off , looked him RIGHT in the eye and said "DAHLING,your erection is SUPERB!" and she walked off never to see him again.You never can tell what the hell a Pisces will do, but I guarantee that
it will be SUPERB!SECRET: Pisces women fall for a man that can wear a high heel andgarter.And look good