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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-01-2006, 11:36 PM Thread Starter
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This is great. Should've thought of it myself.

This was sent from a Maryland citizen to his senator....

The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal
Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have
contacted
the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the
process
for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S.
Citizen
to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the
Senate
and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions
is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I
see
one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures
it
out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to
pay
taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years
of
taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
apply
to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me
and
my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
save
almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would
be
that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her
law
school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many
colleges
throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,

Pete McGlaughlin

Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service
1-800-289-1040.
Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this
great
offer!!!!


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Funny to see this type of thing is the same all over the world.
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omg i f'n love that


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Retroactive? Hell then would I be owed al the 1000's of tax $$ I've paid in the past? Shoot, sign me up!!

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