I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year and decided to get married. There was only one
thing bothering me: her beautiful younger sister. My sister-in-law-to-be
was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and went bra-less.
One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She said she
wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister.
Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going up stairs to my bedroom but if you want one last wild fling,
come up and join me." I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs .
At the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
out the front door to my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future
father-in-law hugged me and said, "We're so happy that you've passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family." And the moral of this story is:
Always, always, keep your condoms in your car...........