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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-02-2006, 07:38 PM Thread Starter
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I was a very happy person.

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year and decided to get married. There was only one
thing bothering me: her beautiful younger sister. My sister-in-law-to-be
was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and went bra-less.

One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She said she
wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister.

Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going up stairs to my bedroom but if you want one last wild fling,
come up and join me." I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs .
At the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
out the front door to my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future
father-in-law hugged me and said, "We're so happy that you've passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family." And the moral of this story is:

Always, always, keep your condoms in your car...........




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old but good..........



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oooooooollllllllddddddd, I haven't heard it in awhile tho, it's a classic forsure.

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very old, but good LOL


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