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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old 12-22-2006, 01:13 PM Thread Starter
 
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What is it about the holidays....

....that makes EVERYONE drive like an idiot!!!

So....today marks the first day of my vacation til January 2nd. I drive my g/f to work, and decide it's a nice day to ride. I go home grab my 250 and I am cruising around running small errands.

My g/f calls and says she it on break, and since I am near-by I decide to stop by her work.

Good thing I took the bike because traffic was teh suck!!! I was on armagosa in Victorville going towards bear valley...traffic was at a constant 0-5 mph the entire way up armagosa from hook blvd.

So....I am casually lane splitting between 5-10 mph doing my thing...then all of a sudden this jack-off in the right lane in a benz decides he wants to pinch me between the vehicle in the left lane at the last second....I see his tire move in my direction, I try to swerve as much as I could away, since I couldn't I braked as hard as I could to not hit him.

His car and my bike make contact and I am at a dead stop I am falling over trying to make sure my bike doesn't make contact with the ground...I manage to keep it up....I look back and this jack-off is laughing....that pissed me off to no end....

I turn my bike off....put it on the kickstand, take my helmet off and start yelling at him to get his ass out of his car....all he did was roll up his window and continue laughing....that was the last straw...

I went right up to his window and yelled for him to get out and when he just kept laughing I snapped....I turned around and kicked backwards on his door as hard as I could....his smirk went away and his middle finger came up to the window....I still motioned for him to come out and he didn't, so I preceded to kick his car til he came out....he got on his cell phone (probably calling the cops or something)....he never came out....So...I was feeling a bit calmer after 10 or so kicks but before I left and traffic started moving, I kicked in his headlight as hard as I could.....he almost came out....but decided to stay in his car.

Traffic started moving and I went on my merry way spillting through traffic to meet with my g/f before her break was over....that whole ordeal took maybe 1 or 2 minutes....I may have gone overboard, but people like that jack-off just piss me off to no end I couldn't contain it anymore....I never did anything to deserve that, and he had no right to purposely hit me....so I hope he learned his lesson.

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Good work. Next time get his tag then kick the sit outta his car. Then call the fuzz and tell the damage was from when you hit him after getting cut off
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ummmm....you might have some anger issues butter....


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ummmm....you might have some anger issues butter....
Ha....a few...but normally I am quite tame even when provoked....but when someone intentionally tries to harm me...it makes the tame go away...
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Ha....a few...but normally I am quite tame even when provoked....but when someone intentionally tries to harm me...it makes the tame go away...
bro...i can see a kick or two...but you assulted the guy's car. these days, you're lucky that he didn't pull out a gun and kill you. karma is a bitch. whatever he did would have come back to him somehow. assulting his car is a quick one-way ticket for trouble.


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bro...i can see a kick or two...but you assulted the guy's car. these days, you're lucky that he didn't pull out a gun and kill you. karma is a bitch. whatever he did would have come back to him somehow. assulting his car is a quick one-way ticket for trouble.
Legally?...he assaulted me with a deadly weapon and had intent to harm....however you wanna look at it...I was in the self defense position.

But I do admit....I got TOTALLY pissed and just wanted to pile drive this mofo...I wanted to be kicking him rather than his car....Logical thinking just doesn't work well with anger...

EDIT: I would have loved for him to pull out a gun and try to shoot me (generally people aim for the chest) he would have gotten a rude awakening....
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Legally?...he assaulted me with a deadly weapon and had intent to harm....however you wanna look at it...I was in the self defense position.
self defense is one thing

but you went offensive.

whatever bro, not gonna argue with you.

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I agree someone went a bit overboard....

but Mark, what if it happened to you? Dude intentionally cuts you off, hits your R7 and you dump it on the street? You going to take down his plate #, call the cops and turn the other cheek, knowing nothing will happen? Or, you approach the window and the dude laughs at you, so you just walk away? What would you do?

If it were me? It's hard to say. I might have stopped with 1 kick to the door


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EDIT: I would have loved for him to pull out a gun and try to shoot me (generally people aim for the chest) he would have gotten a rude awakening....
Really tough guy? It takes about 2 seconds to pull and fire a weapon, and if he had it waiting on you even less time. Remember the ultimate fighter who got shot when he tried to assualt some dude in a car? Everyone thinks they are the shit until they have a slug coming out of their back. Let me guess, you would have pulled a ninja move on him?


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I agree someone went a bit overboard....

but Mark, what if it happened to you? Dude intentionally cuts you off, hits your R7 and you dump it on the street? You going to take down his plate #, call the cops and turn the other cheek, knowing nothing will happen? Or, you approach the window and the dude laughs at you, so you just walk away? What would you do?

If it were me? It's hard to say. I might have stopped with 1 kick to the door
learned my lesson when i was 23. car cut me off, so i chased her down. made a left from a stop sign, and got right on her bumper. at about 20mph, she slammed on her brakes, and i plowed into the back of her car. cost me 4K on E3 pay. they found me totally at fault, because the insurance had lapsed on the truck the month prior.

needless to say, that enters my mind everytime i get pissed off on the road.

what would i have done?

pulled out my little friend, and put a hole in his tire. couldn't have cost me more than $200 if he pressed things, and it sure would have ruined his day.

body damage is WAY harder to fix.


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If that happened to me I would have kicked his door in too...


No one is going to try to harm me intentionally and get away with it...

I'm not a violent person, but I agree when someone tries to run you off the road.... it all comes out.



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when people act the fool on the highway I call 1-800-GRAB-DUI and report their tag and car description to the po-po. I usually say something about the driver weaving all over the road and holding a beer bottle. At the least, the cops will make a visit to their house or be on the look-out for them on the road, maybe even pull them over. lol


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Should have punched his passenger window and busted it. That shit is expensive to get replaced. Assholes only feel it where it hurts, the wallet. Good job man.
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I think the laughing would have really made me loose it...


I prolly would have kept kicking his fucking car too... good thing you didn't try and punch his window out I saw a friend try that once... broke his fucking hand so bad



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Really tough guy? It takes about 2 seconds to pull and fire a weapon, and if he had it waiting on you even less time. Remember the ultimate fighter who got shot when he tried to assualt some dude in a car? Everyone thinks they are the shit until they have a slug coming out of their back. Let me guess, you would have pulled a ninja move on him?
The reason I say that is because I ride around with my dad's old army kevlar vest (yes it's bullet proof) because it's more comfortable than my icon field armor. SO if he woulda shot me..it woulda hurt, but I would be alive....

And yeah...I was going to punch his window, but even with CF knuckles....this ain't no karate kid movie...
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The reason I say that is because I ride around with my dad's old army kevlar vest (yes it's bullet proof) because it's more comfortable than my icon field armor. SO if he woulda shot me..it woulda hurt, but I would be alive....

And yeah...I was going to punch his window, but even with CF knuckles....this ain't no karate kid movie...
OK...but even the new army body armor only protects up to 9mm (just the vest). With steel plates it will protect up to 7.62 mm.

I guess what I'm trying to say, you should never "wish" someone would pull a gun on you. If I'm going to shoot you, I'm going to pump about 5 rounds (or more) into you in about 2 seconds, even as you fall.


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I think the laughing would have really made me loose it...


I prolly would have kept kicking his fucking car too... good thing you didn't try and punch his window out I saw a friend try that once... broke his fucking hand so bad
I've been pissed many times Broken mirrors, shattered windows, dented cars come to mind (with them in it) That was when i was in my early 20's tho. Nowadays i would just take down the plate for future retribution, but if they tried to smash me with their car, it would be on.
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