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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 07:29 PM Thread Starter
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Simple facts!!

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.


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Got to get on to #25 in the morning!:

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and mixing clorox and ammonia will kill you.....
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and mixing clorox and ammonia will kill you.....
LoL, i was gonna say i like to mix ammonia and clorox. On second thought, upon saying that someone would probably try to mix them. YES it would KILL YOU if you inhaled the fumes.
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Clorox under your back tire of your bike while doing a burnout sends out a HUGE white smoke cloud..



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potassium permanganate (condies crystals) & glycerine: both of these you can buy for foot ailments, but when mixed together will generate lots of smoke and will kill you.


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oh shit! ....what Have i started??? hahahahah


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my kid wanted you guys to know that putting Barbie and her friends in the toilet and flushing it... (pretending its a hot tub) will get you the ass-whooping of your life
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now where did I put my anarchists' cookbook


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Adding to #17, shoving a bunch of 3/8 drive sockets into the tailpipe makes lots of noise when driving too.
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now where did I put my anarchists' cookbook
most of whats in there doesnt even work....

and you can find copies in pdf all over the internet....
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oh, and putting ball bearings inside hub caps is much more fun because when they reach a certain speed the noise goes away.....
only to come back when they slow down....

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most of whats in there doesnt even work....

and you can find copies in pdf all over the internet....
the anarchists cookbook was a joke comment, the potassium permanganate (condies crystals) & glycerine isn't :corn


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The Bannanna In The Tailpipe Works Though!


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Zip ties on your neighbors pickup driveshaft makes lots of noise too
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