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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-13-2007, 09:31 PM Thread Starter
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Densest element


A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
densest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one
neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Bushcronium is "W". Bushcronium's mass actually increases
over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the
atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule,
forming
isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass".

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element
that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise,
since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.


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