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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-25-2007, 09:35 AM Thread Starter
 
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I figured out why Muslim's hate us....

AND BEFORE ANYBODY GETS THEIR PANTIES IN A WAD.....
THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!




But here is my theory.

"Muslim's" hate "American's".

WHY?

Let's look to logic for the answers......


Muslim religious law forbids them from eating certain types of "unclean" foods.

One source of this food is a pig.
Pork is considered unclean and therefore cannot be eaten no matter what.


now let's look to the other side of the world....

American's have a fetish for pork.

Some of the best food on the planet, as consumed at nearly every meal, is pork.

A small list
BACON
SAUSAGE
HAM

let's stop right there.

now if you've ever gone out to grab a quick breakfast from any of the major (and many minor) fast food restaraunts on the way to work, you now realize that we have excluded the "Muslim" community from one of the joys of life.
Namely an Egg McMuffin, Croisanwhich, or bagel sandwhich in the morning.

now throw in the following:
Pepperoni
Italian Sausage
Sausage

and you will see that we have also effectively barred them from some of the greatest lunch and dinner opportunities as well.
Namely the greatest form of "Americanism", in PIZZA!.


now throw in the following:
Pork Spareribs
BBQ pulled Pork
baby back ribs
spiral sliced ham

and you can easily see that as we continue to "heap it on" we are not merely poking them with our pork fetish, we are throwing it in the face of their religion over and over and over again.....

hmmmmm




All i've got to say is..................



LONG LIVE PORK!

I'll go back to eating my egg mcmuffin, pepperoni pizza, and baby back ribs now....

as you were...
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... I think indeed the US and UK are the only ones working their way through so much pork in the mornings... Us euro-trash usually go for the quick and healthy cereal...

Maybe this explains the "circumference" of the average American ?
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Maybe this explains the "circumference" of the average American ?
goes a long ways I think. But definitely worth it.

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Pork or Pig, hmm you are what you eat



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... I think indeed the US and UK are the only ones working their way through so much pork in the mornings... Us euro-trash usually go for the quick and healthy cereal...

Maybe this explains the "circumference" of the average American whale ?
Uh, yeah....
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Uh, yeah....
OMG that is SOOOOO funny ! But SOOOO true....
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... I think indeed the US and UK are the only ones working their way through so much pork in the mornings... Us euro-trash usually go for the quick and healthy cereal...

Maybe this explains the "circumference" of the average American ?
Don't forget Thailand, they have 65,00,000 people and they are pork & chicken fiends along with myself.

Mike you're making me hungry....!!!!!!!!!


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Don't forget Thailand, they have 65,00,000 people and they are pork & chicken fiends along with myself.

Mike you're making me hungry....!!!!!!!!!
What is 65,00,000? Is that like decimal after another decimal?
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What is 65,00,000? Is that like decimal after another decimal?
hunger has clouded his math abilities.....
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What is 65,00,000? Is that like decimal after another decimal?
My apologies, I was using the Indian (not american) numerology system....honest

okay ya picky buggers...===>65,000,000<===
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hunger has clouded his math abilities.....
Just got back from Thailand and you don't make it any easier Mike :


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