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Code word for Sex

>
>
> A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that
> they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They
> decided on the word Typewriter.
>
> One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your
> mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".
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> The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded,
> "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a
>
> red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father
> what
> mommy said.
>
> A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can
> type that letter now."
>
> The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced,
> "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter
> by
> hand."


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