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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-09-2007, 04:58 PM Thread Starter
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Dear Abby #2

Dear Abby #2



Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas who has

recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My
parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives
in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially
dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time
"working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
fiance and look forward to bringing her into the
family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest
with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary
Clinton for President?


Signed, Worried About My Reputation


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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-09-2007, 05:04 PM
 
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Damn this is a small world, his sister married to a forum member(MV) here...
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Answer....

"Dear Worried About My Reputation,
I wouldn't. Everything else can be explained using logic and rational thought processes."
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, I like Budha's answer though... lol



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