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Oh my god

What a fuckin night, I have to work at 5 am and it;'s 2:50 right now andI'[m wasted. Fuck Im screwed.

I was at the bar tonight and they had a band there called Sassy Magoo. This is the second time I saw her there and i swear to god I am in Love. This girl is by far the ebst singer I have ever heard and amazingly beautiful. I was drunk and she came up on me dancing and grinding on me. I pulledm up my shirt and she started twisting on my nipples nice and hard. Oh my god was it a turn on. Fuckin A. i am in love with this girl. I saw her Myspace [page and she is perfect. Not just because she knows how to party and have a great time.........but she has morals and has family values. Which is obviously reall;y important. This woman is amazing. She is going to be at the same bar tommorow nigjht so I have to go see her. I know alot of people here dont visit (Myspace) but if you just got there and click on Search on the top of the page and type in Sasssy magoo you will find her. Fuck she was fun to party with. ANd seems like a great girl besides that.

ttyl guys. Wish me luck at work tommorw. lmao.
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So did she slap you around and call you suzy too??

http://www.myspace.com/sassimagoo

j/k That's awesome man..



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why the "Fuck, I'm screwed?"

did you PROPOSE? :
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why the "Fuck, I'm screwed?"

did you PROPOSE? :
Woke up with her name tattooed on his forehead...
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"I was drunk and she came up on me dancing and grinding on me. I pulledm up my shirt and she started twisting on my nipples nice and hard. Oh my god was it a turn on. Fuckin A........But she has morals and has family values. Which is obviously reall;y important."

Sorry bro, that just amused me for some reason.


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"I was drunk and she came up on me dancing and grinding on me. I pulledm up my shirt and she started twisting on my nipples nice and hard. Oh my god was it a turn on. Fuckin A........But she has morals and has family values. Which is obviously reall;y important."

Sorry bro, that just amused me for some reason.




I didn't catch that I was little drunk when I read this last night..



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Sorry bro, that just amused me for some reason.
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Sorry bro, that just amused me for some reason.
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mao

Hope work went well.

Vitamin B complex, lots of water and a couple of aspirin.

Reload and do it all over again tonight.
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Sorry bro, that just amused me for some reason.

I was thinking the same thing..



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LOL wtf I don't even remember writing this shit.

But yeah it was a blast for sure. I wen't back last night and saw her again. She took a break at midnight from singing and she came up to me right away and we talked the whole time. She is seriously awsome. I don't have a myspace page anymore as they are ghey.......but I registered again just to add her. She has sent me a few messages thus far. 1 of them included her phone number......and......I'll just leave it at that. Looking forward to hanging with this woman.

I just re-read what you guys were quoting and laughing about and now I can't stop laughing.

No seriously though that was what attracted me to her. She does her job and puts on a hell of a show yes........but when we talked it wasnt flirting or about sex. She talked about real life stuff, hobbies, her kid, family, friends, things that matter. Which was what really blew my mind. She is a great person all around and hopefully I'll get to see much more of her........outside of work.:
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The bar was fuckin packed that night as it always is when she plays and after we had got done talking........I went back to drinking and just observing people around the bar. I bet 99 percent of the guys in the bar were staring at me. I had to bite my tounge from laughing. You could tell they were all jealous as fuck.

Was a great time. Probably the 2 best nights I have EVER had out.
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Girls that can really sing are hot as hell! Nice tatt too.


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Ummm...she has a kid dude. Eject, eject ghostrider!
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Sorry bro, that just amused me for some reason.

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Sorry bro, that just amused me for some reason.



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Christ I'm not falling in Love guys, lol. I just like her. We talked on the phone monday night for 5 hours. I'm not in a hurry for anything and neither is she. Just friends for now........and will probably hang out with her this week if she has time. I've learned from my last relationship. Nothing wrong with having fun.
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