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post #1 of 29 (permalink) Old 06-10-2007, 06:46 PM Thread Starter
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Bee's Bee's Bee's

I hate fucking bees, I hope the species goes the way of the Dodo, fuck bees :gun :gun :gun :gun


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Why?, did you get stung by one today?


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Rode my R1 down to Dana Point to go sailing, made good time, 1 1/2 hours ride. Stopped picked up some lunch as the plan was to go sailing then anchor out on the bay and eat lunch. Well the fucking bees had other plans for me. Since I was so close to the boat and only going about 30mph I had my visor up. Along comes a swam of bee's and I get stung in the face. OK thatís not good, get to my boat and I'm feeling dizzy, I see one bee got me on the neck, might have hit a vain. So I try and forget about it and get boat ready to go out as planed. Not 10 minutes after I got stung I break out in hives all over my body. So I go have shower take some aspirin, back to boat. Its starts to get worse, shortness of breathe and I itch all over. Whereís the cell phone as might need to call 911. I have an allergic reaction and thinking the next system is you stop breathing. Fuck it I'll tough it out can't bee [pun] any worse then that Gila monster bite I had many years ago, didn't go to the hospital for that either. After about and hour I start to feel better so take a nap. 3 hours later I wake up and since itís to late to go sailing I decide to ride back home. Put my helmet on and right away I can feel the swelling in my face as it press's up against my helmet. This sucks, I go over the Ortega Hwy, mistake as the traffic sucks and it is the long way round.

Hour and half in the saddle and I still have 79 miles to go to get home. Only my right eye is swollen shut now so it makes it hard to see where I'm going. Fuck bees. Riding down Monte with only one good eye brings a new level to my riding, I did kind of take it easy, about 10% slower and only one dumb ass In a Porsche that would not pull over at the lookout so had to DY it. Asshole

Home now typing with one eye, I need a beer but don't want to go out like this.

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man that fucking sucks.

one of them MUST have gotten a vein.

wet tobacco on the stings will take the pain away and help with the swelling some.

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That sucks man......but if you went to the doc, all they do is give you a quick shot and in 30 minutes or less you are back to normal....




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I'd go see a doctor too, it's in the eye...


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Ouch!!!! I got it in the left lower eyelid once. No reaction though
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other eye swollen now so when its light I'll go see someone


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only r1nomad can write a 500 word essay on a bee


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Ouch, that's not good.

Put some honey on the bite, that might help....... errr....wait....


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I've heard that one too actually, honey or wet tobacco will take down the swelling. I'd bust up a cigarette or take out a jar of honey man.

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Thanks for the advise guys, I went to the doc and got a shot so the swelling subsiding, cost 30$

30$ Bee's
25$ gas for R1
Total 55 bucks and I didn't even get to sail my yacht

Doc says I need to carry and epi pin with me or next time it could be fatal. Cost of one epi pin 55$


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Just carry a knife with you, next time you get stung just cut on the top of the swelling.


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Just carry a knife with you, next time you get stung just cut on the top of the swelling.
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Just carry a knife with you, next time you get stung just cut on the top of the swelling.

next time I get stung in the ass you can suck it out


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next time I get stung in the ass you can suck it out

You are confusing me with Vale again


Besides I thought you got stung on your face, never considered that you call it you a**





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Just carry a knife with you, next time you get stung just cut on the top of the swelling.
I carry a knife with me all the time but it'd HAVE to be life and death before I started cutting the swelling off a bee sting on my face/neck.

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^ I hope you realize JR that I was just joking


Got the idea form Apocalypto


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Apocalypto?

I dunno I mean I figured you where kidding, but I've heard of some WILD field first aid shit, that frankly scares the hell out of me.

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i have those pens.

anaphylactic shock is no joking matter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphylaxis
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