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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-12-2007, 09:28 AM Thread Starter
 
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Butts caught stealing TP.

Iowa Woman Named Butts Charged With Theft of Court's Toilet Paper
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MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa

Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from an Iowa courthouse, and while they are chuckling, the theft charge could land her in jail.

"She's facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts.

Workers at the Marshall County Courthouse had noticed toilet paper rolls were disappearing much faster than usual, Walker said.

Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls of two-ply tissue from a storage closet, Walker said.

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Butts insisted it was the first time she had pilfered toilet paper, but she declined to answer further questions on her attorney's advice.

The fifth-degree theft charge, a misdemeanor, normally carries a sentence of less than a year in jail. But Butts could face more time if convicted under the state's habitual offender law because she has prior theft convictions.

Walker said Butts did not work at the courthouse and it was unclear why she was there.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-12-2007, 09:42 AM
 
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While the name and title are pretty damn funny. Its pretty sad that someone would go through all the trouble for stealing a 1.00 roll of toilet paper. If she needed it that bad go to the store and steal it, but 1.00 isn't worth losing your job over....
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this would not be news if it weren't for her name....


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this would not be news if it weren't for her name....
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the Butts girl stealing tp for her bunghole

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