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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-14-2007, 05:23 AM Thread Starter
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Here are a few things to think about:

>Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway???
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>
>Can you cry under water?
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> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
>assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
>
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> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a
"penny
>for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
>
>
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> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were
>buried in for eternity?
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> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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> What disease did cured ham actually have?
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> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would
>be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up
>like every two hours?
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> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
see
>you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
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> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
>horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
>coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're
>both dogs!
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> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why

>didn't he just buy dinner?
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> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
>vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same
>tune?
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> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but
>call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
first
>place ?
>


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lol some of those aren't bad. i like the hearse in the carpool lane haha


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possibly the oldest passed around email on existance......

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Dam that's old


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