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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-14-2007, 06:31 AM Thread Starter
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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Whenever you go out to eat, order a Diet Water with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes out of the ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send
This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called! Therapy


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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-14-2007, 07:27 AM
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2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
these 2 are the best I think.

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stunner are you bored?
Im always bored beacuse you guys are SLEEPING WHile Im Posting!!!!:


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