World Famous Leprechauns
So , there were 3 Leprechauns sitting around , talking about how they get a bad rap with the whole ' pot o gold ' stereotype , and wanting to represent all self respecting leprechauns on a world wide level.
They decided they would go and enter into the Guiness World Book of Records , and become world famous!
The first leprechaun said " I'll know what I'll do, mateys , I'll go and register me wee lit'le hands , I know that by far I have to have the wee-est hands in all the world , what with me wee lit'le fingers and all ! "
The second leprechaun said " Ah-ha! I'll know what I'll do then, me boys , I'll go and register me wee lit'le feet! I know that by far I've got to have the wee-est lit'le feet in all the world , and me wee lit'le toes to match ! That's what I'll be famous for! "
The third little leprechaun said " Well done gentlemen , well done! I just know you two are going to become world famous , but I'm going to become world famous too! I'm going to go and register for having the wee-est lit'le wee wee in all the land! I know that by far , I have to have the smallest lit'le weiner , ever! "
So away they went , off to the Guiness World Book of Records to become world famous!
The first little leprechaun walks in , and just a few short minutes later he comes running out with a piece of paper, jumping up and down exclaiming " I've done it! Me wee lit'le hands are definately the smallest they've ever laid their eyes on! I'm famous !"
So then the second lit'le leprechaun walks in , and in just a few short minutes he too walks out with a piece of paper , shouting " I've done it too mateys! I've got the wee-est lit'le feet in all the world! I'm famous I tell you , world famous !!! "
So finally the third little leprechaun goes in , and sure enough in just a few short minutes , he too comes walking out with a piece of paper , but he's not excited like the others were.
" What's the matter matey " asks the other two leprechauns " You don't seem to be as excited as we were about becoming famous! Didn't they find you to have the smal'est little wee wee in all the world ? "
" NO ! " shouted the 3rd leprechaun ............
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