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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it
between them for a few seconds every day."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?", I
asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replied.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make them bigger over the years?"

Without missing a beat, he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again,
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.


Stupid, stupid man.


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Bwahahahahahaaaaa..fooking brilliant, didn't see that coming Gunny


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I just read that to my wife.....


I was


She says that is so wrong....





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