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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-27-2007, 02:31 PM Thread Starter
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White Wedding





Son asked his mother the following question:



"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives

that your bride is pure.



"The son thanks his Mom and goes off to

double-check this with his father.


"Dad why are wedding dresses white?

"The father looks at his son in surprise and says.

"Son, all household appliances come in white."


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And now here's a true one from one of my nephews that was born long before my brother and his mother and now my brother's wife got married.

So one day my nephew was talking with his friends at school and weddings pop up.
So he asked his friends how was their parents wedding, where was it held etc... and to his horror none of his friends seem to know and didn't even remember about their parents weddings.
So, in shock, he said to his friends "But what kind of parents do you guys have? Your parents must be terribly selfish for not inviting you to their weddings"
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lol very nice, but not one i'll go tell erin....













until she's doing the dishes


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lol very nice, but not one i'll go tell erin....













until she's doing the dishes
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