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wow !! A GUY i KNOW SENT ME THIS....

A Somali man arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the
United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down
the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this
country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you
for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful
America!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East
, I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa !"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at
work".


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that's not true.....

we're all inside on the internet......
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we're all inside on the internet......
that's IS work, isn't it? :


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That is so fucked up in somany ways. People in this cuntry want to be "Americans" but deny the fact that they are americans(mostly)

If you ask any one of thoes people if you dont like america to get the f-out but leave their money they will surley say Oh I am an american Thats the joke my freind....:beavis :beavis :beavis


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And sadly it's not really a joke is it?


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A Somali man arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the
United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down
the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this
country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you
for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful
America!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East
, I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa !"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at
work".
While we immigrants are collecting wellfare...

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And sadly it's not really a joke is it?
Dont think it is

Bunch of FPROC! :corn
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