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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-09-2007, 07:34 PM Thread Starter
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Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction

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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...



Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."



I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.


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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-09-2007, 07:38 PM
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LOL that's awesome.

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I guess I'm a guts guy then.


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Biga can tell you everything you need or don't need to know about ballz...
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Welp, Vale manages to ghey up another thread. What a surprise. :ghey
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LMAO - Perfect. Going to forward that one to the wife.
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val i think this applies to "partners" as well as wife's. Just a guess though


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Thats funny... but at the same time. You don't need to have balls if your wife is taking care of business!
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