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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 08-10-2007, 09:31 AM Thread Starter
 
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.



Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.



"Well" he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes".
































































The little girl screams to her brother "Don't eat it, it's a fucking ass hole!!"
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.



Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.



"Well" he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes".

The little girl screams to her brother "Don't eat it, it's a fucking ass hole!!"
Come on Vale.....thats older than me and MV put together.
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Come on Vale.....thats older than me and MV put together.
First time I seen it... :
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it's so old it's new again.

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I've never seen it before either but I thought it was hilarious...it doesn't matter how old it is, just if it's funny or not :
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I've never seen it before either but I thought it was hilarious...it doesn't matter how old it is, just if it's funny or not :
Is that the agreement you and MV finally came too? :r1budha
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Is that the agreement you and MV finally came too? :r1budha
I don't think Hell is frozen yet...
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I don't think Hell is frozen yet...
this just in....
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lol that is AWESOME! never heard that one.


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this just in....
False Advertisement.
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False Advertisement.
Nope, I seen it. Hell is in Michigan.

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hahaha nice one
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Well then I guess it's a good thing I'm not in Michigan or Norway.
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heh! I nearly spat my coffee on the keyboard
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Well then I guess it's a good thing I'm not in Michigan or Norway.
snow rules, deserts suck.


you aint lived till you've been stranded with gelled diesel in your tank.

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you aint lived till you've been stranded with gelled diesel in your tank.
That doesn't sound like living at all....that sounds more like living in Hell, which we established is a good thing that I don't live there.
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lmao, you've got a way with words kid.

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