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Exclamation Biker in Hell

a biker in hell
One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...



Satan: "Why so glum?"



Biker: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"



Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"



Biker: "Sure, I love to drink."



Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."



Biker : "Gee that sounds great!"



Satan: "You a smoker?"



Biker : "You better believe it"



Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"



Biker : "Wow...that's awesome!"



Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."



Biker : "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."



Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."



Biker : "Cool!"



Satan: "What about Drugs?"



Biker : "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"



Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares."



Biker : "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"



Satan: "You gay?"



Biker : "No..."



Satan: "Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough..."


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Friday will be perfect for Biga...
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why val you got plans for him down there?


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why val you got plans for him down there?
Not me, Satan does...
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why val you got plans for him down there?
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Not me, Satan does...
Take your ownage like a man biotch



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Take your ownage like a man biotch

Satan got plan for Biga, I've got plan for you...


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Satan got plan for Biga, I've got plan for you...


What whip do you want me to use?




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Good if you're Val He loves Fridays


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Damn that made me laugh more than the joke itself
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im not gay, but in this instance i think it would be appropriate to go up in satan as a power thing. just so he understands who the male in this is hahahaha just like in prison
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it's always the ones that have to TELL you that first...


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haha dont even start mark we have all seen THAT pic of you
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