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Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit

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Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

• Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.
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that's the best shit I've heard in a long long time.

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$63,000,000,000 billion dollar......um doesn't that mean $63,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollar or $63 billion dollars


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hahahah he'll get a settlement.................


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According to ESPN.. the best deal he could take right now would include jail time. Am I the only one that finds this funny as hell!


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According to ESPN.. the best deal he could take right now would include jail time. Am I the only one that finds this funny as hell!
I probably find it too funny. I was talking to one of my accounts, and was telling them how I can't wait for this guy to go away...

and I forgot the account was in Atlanta. She actually sounded sad and said, "Yeah, it sucks because our season is pretty much over as a result."

I have to remember that when talking to the good people of Atlanta that they aren't necessarily focused on him, but their team is definitely going to feel the impact (dollars, wins, protests, etc...)
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Vick participated in the killing of dogs for no reason....He is going to enjoy getting his poop pushed in while in jail


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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-22-2007, 03:47 PM
 
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Ohh... this article is classic. I can't believe they are asking that he be allowed to return to the NFL... before he is even sentenced!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070822/....ZjNJEzq0LMxIF

These are my favorite lines:

"Michael Vick has received more negative press than if he had killed a human being."

"His crime is, it was a dog," White said.

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