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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 08-14-2007, 10:49 PM Thread Starter
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> The Why's of Men
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>
>
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> (they don't have enough time)
>
>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
>
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
>
> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>
>
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
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>
>
> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
>
>
> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> (don't know.....it never happened)
>
> ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
>
>
>
> And the personal favorite:
>
>
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>
> Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
> heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!
>
>
> One for the ladies
>
>
>
> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
> Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
> to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
> "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
> He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."
>
> And they say blondes are dumb...
> -----------------------------------------------
>
>
> A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
> happiest woman in the world."
> The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
>
>
>
> It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out
> of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
> I mowed the lawn like this?"
> "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
>
>
> -----------------------------------------------
>
>
>
>
> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
> A: A rumor
>
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>
> Dear Lord,
> I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
> Patience
> for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to
> death.
> AMEN
>
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ----
> ------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Why do little boys whine?
> A: They are practicing to be men.
> -----------------------------------------------
>
>
> Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
> calling your name?
> A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>
> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
>
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you're a traitor for posting that Gunny


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> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
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> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

I did laugh on that one..



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pretty typical feminist drivel, they bitch and whine about how everything in the world is mens fault and how men should let women have power too. And then they bitch 'cause they can't find a man and they're not happy.

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pretty typical feminist drivel, they bitch and whine about how everything in the world is mens fault and how men should let women have power too. And then they bitch 'cause they can't find a man and they're not happy.
then they team up with their favourite carpet muncher of a girlfriend. Some dykes are pretty but damn most are nasty pieces of work and no wonder men don't want to touch them..eeeeeeooooo...


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Whoa whoa whoa there boys...

I can't count how many times I have laughed at blonde jokes, or the "why do women have short feet...so they can stand closer to the oven" jokes that come around oh so often...

Lighten up and laugh it off like we do!!!
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We are men, we drink beer, we eat meat, we screw women and we ride bikes.........AARRRGGGHHH..!!!!!


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Well I am a woman. I get you the beer, I cook you the steak, I get naked for you, and I wash your bike....show some respect.

Hhahahahahahhaa

Let me rephrase that to fit ME.

I am a woman. I get TWO beers. One for you and one for me. Steak is my favorite thing to eat. I let you (well my bf) have sex with me because well I wanted it first, and I ride with you. so HA.

Not all women are stuck up snobby conservative bitches. I like all that stuff, and like getting my nails done. Win Win situation.
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you get rep point for that one RC!!!


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you get rep point for that one RC!!!
Sneaky leg humper eh Gunny?


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Sneaky leg humper eh Gunny?
Sneaky or not...there will be no leg humping.
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Sneaky or not...there will be no leg humping.
wrong

prejudices are what fools use for reason
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Only in your imagination!

If my leg starts being humped, I will kick that person in the nuts. Yep. I said it.

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Man, this is why women shouldn't be allowed in the boy's clubhouse.

Everything turns into a struggle for power. How lame.

EDIT: Guys, (Jr.) take a joke. RC Boys will be boys, take us or leave us, but don't try to argue with us or change us.

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Man, this is why women shouldn't be allowed in the boy's clubhouse.

Everything turns into a struggle for power. How lame.
I'm not struggling for power...have all the power you want...just no leg humping lol
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I'm not struggling for power...have all the power you want...just no leg humping lol
My ego just grew x10.
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