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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the hill country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks
to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."



The old biker replies, "Well, wash your hands really good,
I want a fuckin cheeseburger."


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