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Thought this was funny

Strap in, shut up and hold on. We're going back.

Last weekend I put an exhaust fan in the ceiling for my wife's grandfather. After a bunch of hours spent in The Hottest Attic In The Universe, he had a ceiling fan that ducted to the side of his house.

While my brother-in-law and I were fitting the fan in between the joists, we found something under the insulation. What we found was this:



A JC Penney catalog from 1977. It's not often blog fodder just falls in my lap, but holy hell this was two solid inches of it, right there for the taking. I thumbed through it quickly and found my next dining room set, which is apparently made by simply adding upholstery to old barrels:



Also, I am totally getting this for my bathroom, because obviously nothing absorbs errant pee like a nice, thick shag:



There's plenty more home furnishings where those came from, however I'm not going to bore you with that. Instead, I'm going to bore you with something else. The clothes.

The clothes are fantastic.

Here's how to get your ass kicked in elementary school:



Just look at that belt. It's like a boob-job for your pants. He probably needed help just to lift it into place. The belt loops have to be three inches long, for god's sake. And way to pull your pants up to your armpits, grandpa.

Here's how to get your ass kicked in high school:



This kid looks like he's pretending to be David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop. Who is pretending to be 15.

Here's how to get your ass kicked on the golf course:



This "all purpose jumpsuit" is, according to the description, equally appropriate for playing golf or simply relaxing around the house. Personally, I can't see wearing this unless you happen to be relaxing around your cell in D-block. Even then, the only reason you should put this thing on is because the warden forced you to at gunpoint.

Here's how to get your ass kicked pretty much anywhere:



I'll bet these guys do ok with the ladies. If you look at that picture quickly, it looks like Mr. Bob "No-pants" Saget has his hand in the other guy's pocket. In this case, he doesn't, although you can tell just by looking at them that it's happened - or if it hasn't happened it will. Oh yes. It will. As soon as he puts down his color-coordinated coffee cup.

Here's how to get your ass kicked at the beach:



He looks like he's reaching for a gun, but you know it's probably just a bottle of suntan lotion in a holster.

How to get your ass kicked in a meeting:



If you wear this suit and don't sell used cars for a living, I believe you can be fined and face serious repercussions, up to and including termination. Or imprisonment, in which case you'd be forced to wear that orange jumpsuit; which, frankly, is a step up.

How to get your ass kicked on every day up to and including St. Patrick's Day



Dear god in heaven, I don't believe that color exists in nature. There is NO excuse for wearing either of these ensembles unless you're working as a body guard for the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

In this next one, Your Search For VALUE Ends at Penneys.



As does your search for chest hair.

And this -- Seriously. No words.



Oh wait, it turns out that there are words after all. Those words are What. The. Fuck. I'm guessing the snap front gives you quick access to the chest hair. I think the little tie must be the pull tab. If you look really closely, it says, "In case of chest hair emergency, pull tab quickly and back away."

Also, judging by the sheer amount of matching his/hers outfits, in 1977 it was apparently considered pretty stylish for couples to dress alike. These couples look happy, don't they?





I am especially fond of this one, which I have entitled "Cowboy Chachi Loves You Best."



And nothing showcases your everlasting love more than the commitment of matching bathing suits. That, and an appreciative blonde with a look on her face that says "I love the way your junk fights against that fabric."



Then, after the lovin', you can relax in your one-piece matching terry cloth jumpsuits:



I could go on, but I'm tired, and my eyes hurt from this trip back in time. I think it's the colors. I will leave you with these tasteful little numbers:



Man, that's sexy.

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OMG that's great............ the sad thing is I remember when that was all in style...



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OMG that's great............ the sad thing is I remember when that was all in style...

I was at the end of all that I had the 80's to grow up in:


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I did as well... but I caught the end of the 70's as well... .that looks to be from about 1976-1981 or somewhere in there.... ??? what does the book say for a date?



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I did as well... but I caught the end of the 70's as well... .that looks to be from about 1976-1981 or somewhere in there.... ??? what does the book say for a date?

1977 So yeah I guess you are right


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dude....rep for that. the "here's how to get your ass kicked" thing was perfect.

scary thing is.....today's style will look like that in 30 years....


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OMG that's great............ the sad thing is I remember when that was all in style...

LOL same, love the haircuts


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R6 did you find that online or did you really write up all those captions? Because that was funny as fuck!



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I was born in 77, but do have pics of myself from the early 80's that very much resemble some of those horrible outfits....


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OMG that shit is hilarious man that is some crazy looking shit



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OMG That was hilarious . Like R1Lover, I remember that shit too. What ever happened to the good ol days :r1budha

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I still dress like many of those pics


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There was a Sears catalog from those days that showed a guy wearing shorts and you could see the tip of his manhood hanging out the bottom of the pants leg.
Really made a stir...
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R6 did you find that online or did you really write up all those captions? Because that was funny as fuck!

It was sent to me in an e-mail. I thought this was funny as hell to post it.


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I remember that JCPenny catalog!!!


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OMG!!! I'm so glad I wasn't born in that year..
Oh... my poor parents

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LMAO - Got this in an email the other day. Fuggin Hysterical. Sadly, I have some early elementary school pictures where I am wearing some of those clothes....
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