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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007



Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow".


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lol just sent that out as a mass email to the relatives nice...love the burn your ass tomorrow. I don't want to know what val was thinking when he read that.


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lmao...some good ones in there


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that was hilarious...


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I love the last one, number 1. It's so true.


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Number 8 is the best


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Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Ain't that true?!

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