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Finish this sentence.....

You know you are married when....


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...you don't go to the store, but the fridge always remains full of food


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you tell your wife you're buying another bike
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...you don't go to the store, but the fridge always remains full of food
damn....you guys are lucky.

so is my wife.

i cook and clean. she'd do it, but i like actual flavor in my food, and my OCD means a spotless house all the time.


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ooh...I've got more

...you toss your clothes down in the closet, and they magically are washed and folded, back in your dresser

...you say "I need more beer" and the beer appears in the fridge before you get home from work



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When you can say, Do you want some ice cream honey" and that's the magic word for get me some ice cream....



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when.....it would be cheaper to go to a hooker for a blowjob than to pay for all the shit you'd have to buy for the wife to talk her into one.


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Now we are telling the truth....



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Now we are telling the truth....
You know it brotha


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... when you walk in front of the tv nekkid and you're asked to get out of the way


( My friend Mo told me that.... she's been married for awhile.... )
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... you call your wife, who's 1,300 miles from your duty station, to see if it's alright to go to the bar w/ your buddies. =

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when.....it would be cheaper to go to a hooker for a blowjob than to pay for all the shit you'd have to buy for the wife to talk her into one.



Haven't gotten to that point yet.... hopefully never!

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Should we move this to the Senior section just case some of your wives read the Internet?
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you go to florida on vacation in december from canada and you dont bring your bike


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you go to florida on vacation in december from canada and you dont allow to bring your bike
Fixed...
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you go to florida on vacation in december from canada and you dont bring your bike
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When your friends invite you to lunch, but you cannot come cause your wife has you doing yard work


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When your friends invite you to lunch, but you cannot come cause your wife has you doing yard work
Let me guess, that's vcyclenut, right?
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Let me guess, that's vcyclenut, right?



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