phil-osepher
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Finish this sentence.....
You know you are married when....
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phil-osepher
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...you don't go to the store, but the fridge always remains full of food .gif ")")
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you tell your wife you're buying another bike
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...you don't go to the store, but the fridge always remains full of food
so is my wife.
i cook and clean. she'd do it, but i like actual flavor in my food, and my OCD means a spotless house all the time.
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phil-osepher
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ooh...I've got more
...you toss your clothes down in the closet, and they magically are washed and folded, back in your dresser
...you say "I need more beer" and the beer appears in the fridge before you get home from work
...you toss your clothes down in the closet, and they magically are washed and folded, back in your dresser
...you say "I need more beer" and the beer appears in the fridge before you get home from work
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When you can say, Do you want some ice cream honey" and that's the magic word for get me some ice cream....
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When you have nothing to say to each other 
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Mr.BlackBerry
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when.....it would be cheaper to go to a hooker for a blowjob than to pay for all the shit you'd have to buy for the wife to talk her into one.
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Now we are telling the truth....
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Mr.BlackBerry
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You know it brotha
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... when you walk in front of the tv nekkid and you're asked to get out of the way
( My friend Mo told me that.... she's been married for awhile....)
( My friend Mo told me that.... she's been married for awhile....
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... you call your wife, who's 1,300 miles from your duty station, to see if it's alright to go to the bar w/ your buddies. 
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Haven't gotten to that point yet.... hopefully never!
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when.....it would be cheaper to go to a hooker for a blowjob than to pay for all the shit you'd have to buy for the wife to talk her into one.
Haven't gotten to that point yet.... hopefully never!
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
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Should we move this to the Senior section just case some of your wives read the Internet?
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¤ più forte non si può . WLF viva la figa
¤ In 2006 I lost because of bad luck; I still won the most races and was the fastest on track for most of the time... Last year I was sorry that
after so many successful years, some people thought Valentino was finished and Casey was the new Valentino. ~ The Doctor '08
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you go to florida on vacation in december from canada and you dont bring your bike
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you go to florida on vacation in december from canada and you dont allow to bring your bike
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¤ più forte non si può . WLF viva la figa
¤ In 2006 I lost because of bad luck; I still won the most races and was the fastest on track for most of the time... Last year I was sorry that
after so many successful years, some people thought Valentino was finished and Casey was the new Valentino. ~ The Doctor '08
Mr.BlackBerry
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you go to florida on vacation in december from canada and you dont bring your bike
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you go to Florida on vacation in December from Canada and you don't bring your bike
When your friends invite you to lunch, but you cannot come cause your wife has you doing yard work
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When your friends invite you to lunch, but you cannot come cause your wife has you doing yard work
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¤ più forte non si può . WLF viva la figa
¤ In 2006 I lost because of bad luck; I still won the most races and was the fastest on track for most of the time... Last year I was sorry that
after so many successful years, some people thought Valentino was finished and Casey was the new Valentino. ~ The Doctor '08
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