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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-08-2008, 10:38 AM Thread Starter
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How to make love...

HOW TO MAKE LOVE...
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk jugs
2 Nuts
1 well maintained/shaved mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk jugs very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results continue to knead milk jugs.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
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HOW TO MAKE LOVE...
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk jugs
2 Nuts
1 well maintained/shaved mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk jugs very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results continue to knead milk jugs.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.


Now let's put it to practice it:dj:
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lol that is great...Erin is laughing her ass off at that one with me.


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hahahaha If cake rises leave town..



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