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A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
black eye, too.

He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes;
mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde
with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of
saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd
like two pickets to Tittsburgh'. So she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey." But I accidentally
said, 'You ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.'"


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