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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-19-2008, 06:48 AM Thread Starter
 
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Valentines Day For Men....

Valentine's Day for men!!

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,
shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their lives. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it.

This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created
so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love
him.

No cards, no flowers, no flashy gifts, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ, & shut
your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!

It's like a Perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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Is the STFU newly added? I always just knew it as steak and BJ day..

Anyway, good holiday


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Is the STFU newly added? I always just knew it as steak and BJ day..

Anyway, good holiday
Same here. I tell my wife it's steak and BJ day it'll probably happen. If I tell her it's Steak, BJ, and STFU day.... I'm pretty sure I'm not getting a damn thing


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lol

You know, in Japan, they created one for men on March 14th, called "White Day", men are expected to return the favour to those who gave them chocolates on Valentine's Day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine's_Day#Asia
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Is the STFU newly added? I always just knew it as steak and BJ day..

Anyway, good holiday
This is the first I'd ever heard of the holiday. The funny thing is, that my wife sent it to me and thought "it's only fair that we get one too" I can't wait for her to visit next week and we have a belated celbration of this wonderful holiday.....
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hahaha thats awesome. I gotta find me a women for that day
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Yep....I know it as Steak and Knobber day.

And so does the wife


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saw this go around last year, and its still just as awesome
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A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her lovers valentine day. She doesn't know which one to get him, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel an d 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, “Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel i s $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."





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