Anything Goes Self explanatory forum name... (No NWS)

LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 02-26-2008, 11:27 AM Thread Starter
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 559
Ski Trip

Steve decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up
Steve's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they
got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm
and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend
the night.

'I realize it is terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the
neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Steve said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed,
and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the
night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their
way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Steve got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do,' Bob said

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out,
'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.
pugwash is offline  
Sponsored Links

Quick Reply

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Sport Bike Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:


Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Small Bike trip planned...... morepower General Bike Talk 34 10-13-2006 12:15 AM
trip gsxcorey Anything Goes 18 03-23-2006 03:23 AM
Pro Italia Announces MotoGP Trip Giveaway all inclusive R1biker Racing 5 01-31-2006 11:04 AM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome