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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-18-2008, 02:11 AM Thread Starter
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AN Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.

Metro.co.uk reported Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.

He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

That's just as long as lightning doesn't stike in the same place twice.
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if you experiance an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, or get hit by lightning, seek immediate medical attention


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My engrish... I don't get the joke...
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It's a joke based on a Viagra warning or somthing... lol






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It's a joke based on a Viagra warning or somthing... lol


Thanks for explaining, but I'm still not sure if I get it...
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Oh man I think that might have made him get a little more than just get some watery eyes..


Ouch!!!!! He's gonna have some crazy nick names for the rest of his life..



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My engrish... I don't get the joke...

Don't take a leak in the lightning storm is the moral of the story.


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Don't take a leak in the lightning storm is the moral of the story.
That makes absolutely no sense in science lol, lightning only strikes at the tallest thing in that area, because it's the closest distance for it to get to the ground. If your dick is taller than your head, then you have some major issues...
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That makes absolutely no sense in science lol, lightning only strikes at the tallest thing in that area, because it's the closest distance for it to get to the ground. If your dick is taller than your head, then you have some major issues...

Well I guess the guy has issues


Certainly would not happen to me


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I think only the people who are taking Viagra will understand this joke...


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