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Our Childhood in Black and White

Go all the way to the bottom past the pictures.I think you'll enjoy it. Whomever wrote this, described childhood
to a T.
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Black and White(Under age 40? You won't understand.)You could hardly see for all the snow,Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull a chair up to the TV set,
'Good Night, John Boy. Good Night,
Dad.'My Momused to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.My Mom used to defrost hamburger on thecounter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school
sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice-pack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli.Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell,

and a pager was the school PA system.We all took PE .. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top
gym shoe's instead of having cross-training athletic shoes
with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't
recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell?
us how much safer we are now.

Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention.
We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.
I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.
I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations.
Oh yeah ... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!
We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant
construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mum pulled out the
48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it?
didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked.

Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mum calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.
We didn't act up at the neighbour's house either because if we did, we got our butt spanked there and then we got butt spanked again when we got home.
I recall Donny Serge from next door coming over and doing his
tricks on the front porch, just before he fell off. Little did his
Mum know that she could have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a
neighborhood run amuck.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that?
We needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes. We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we ever survive??
LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA, AND TO ALL WHO DIDN'T; SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED. I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING.

Pass this to someone and remember that life's most simple pleasures are very often the best.






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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-27-2008, 08:42 PM
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Very well put. I always liked reading those kinds of posts. Makes me remember that things really weren't so bad growing up.


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