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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-08-2008, 03:37 AM Thread Starter
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Code of the Modern Day Biker

Iím a modern day biker, got a scooter to prove it,
Got ink on my arm, took 5 minutes to choose it.

My putt sheís a beauty 40 grand worth of chrome,
I didnít know now how to ride her, so I trailered her home.

I bought her on credit, accessories up the wazoo,
Bought some worn chaps and a leather jacket on HD credit too.

I got me some apes, about 3 feet tall
Theyíre way over my head, canít reach them at all.

Big carb and big cam, big tire to boot,
But I pray she donít break cuz I canít fix my own scoot.

Couple falls, couple crashes another 5 grand in fixín
Now I got my permit just canít take my little vixen.

My ol lady sheís a hottie, sheíll be 18 in June,
She loves all the chrome and now gives me the poon.

I wear a bandana, all folded and pressed,
No helmet for me, I ride to impress.

I got me an attitude, Iím the baddest in town,
But I check it at the door when real patchers are around.

I bought a big knife but I leave it at home,
I wore it out once but got in the way of my phone.

I call my friends ďbroĒ now, they got new scooters too
We think we need an oil changed, just no sure how to.

I watch Pauly and Cody and Vinny and Senior
But I love Mikey the most, heís the freaking ring leader.

And donít forget Jessie and his West Coast Choppers,
Building every bikers dream, 50 thousand dollar bar hoppers.

I wonít ride to Sturgis, man thatís way too far
Iíll just load up the trailer and tow with the car.

Iíll stay in a motel, five stars thereís no doubt
One with great food and were credit has clout.

I will trailer near town then jump in with some scooters
1200 miles to drool at some girl with fake hooters.

I might get my ear pierced or another tattoo
Of skulls or of dagger or maybe F**k U

If the ol lady donít like it and thinks Iím a dope
No problems here, itíll wash off with soap

Sleep on the ground! youíre kidding me right?
Next thing youíll want me to do is stay up n party all night.

Iíll buy me a patch that says ďI RODE MINE THEREĒ
Who the hells gonna know, itís a lie but who cares.

Ride to live, live to ride, I got riden in my veins,
Except when itís too hot or too cold or windy or it rains.

Yea, Iím a modern day biker, you got something to say?
Send me an email, Iíll answer someday.
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