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Talking Fifty Dollars is Fifty Dollars

Douglas and his wife Louise went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say,
'Louise, I'd like to ride in that Helicopter.'


'I know Douglas, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

One year Louise and Douglas went to the fair, and Douglas said, 'Louise, I'm 81 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
Louise replied, 'Douglas that helicopter is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'


The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks, I'll make you a deal.
I'll take both of you for a ride.
If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you!
But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.


Douglas and Louise agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.


When they landed, the pilot turned to Douglas and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't, I'm impressed'.


Douglas replied.
'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Louise fell out.
But you know fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'





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