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1957 vs 2007

As you read through this, you will laugh, but then realize how true most of
it is. The federal, state, county, and city government to include Police,
Firemen, nurses, doctors, principals, teachers, etc, all react to cover to
their ass, vice just taking a common sense approach.


Subject: School 1957 vs 2007

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking
lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car
and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge
them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for
ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him
a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster
care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom
has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car
searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation
is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and
Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given
diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak
English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts
them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers
confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed
to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He
is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.


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It's so true, it's almost not funny.

Fucking pathetic where we've ended up.


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Yeah, it's actually not fucking funny at all; and is pathetic and true. I absolutely fucking hate that our society has come to that. I got arrested for fighting at school and had charges placed against me for defending myself; but where eventually dropped.

PC ruined this nation, and so does pussified politicians and parents.

Did you know that they teach you to lay down and cover your head in case of a fight? If you were to defend yourself and swing back, you will receive the same amount of punishment as the initial attacker.

If you believe in Zero Tolerance. Fuck you.


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Good point Mayo. Zero tolerance my ass! Have some fkn descretion for gods sake. Kids can't even be kids anymore. My sons are 9 and 11. Next year is junior high for the oldest. I cringe just thinking about it. The junior and senior high are outlawing wearing a certain type of hooded sweatshirts because, "you could hide things in them"....WTF? I could hide things in other places too. Schools just plain suck nowadays. The kids are the ones suffering. Well, and me too.


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Good point Mayo. Zero tolerance my ass! Have some fkn descretion for gods sake. Kids can't even be kids anymore. My sons are 9 and 11. Next year is junior high for the oldest. I cringe just thinking about it. The junior and senior high are outlawing wearing a certain type of hooded sweatshirts because, "you could hide things in them"....WTF? I could hide things in other places too. Schools just plain suck nowadays. The kids are the ones suffering. Well, and me too.
Yep, it's just as bad for most parents as it is for the kids. Public schools have gotten pretty much out of hand with the whole theology of being neutral no matter what. As much as I am against private schools, it may be a good option to look at it; depending on the public school there and the surroundings.


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funny its so damn true


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Yep, it's just as bad for most parents as it is for the kids. Public schools have gotten pretty much out of hand with the whole theology of being neutral no matter what. As much as I am against private schools, it may be a good option to look at it; depending on the public school there and the surroundings.
We don't have many private schools close by but believe me, I've thought about it. Everyday just brings something new and confusing to me. Like I said, things have changed and the kids are suffering for it. I'm 42 and I'm sure when I was young, my parents would say, "when I was in school"....Sometimes things change for the worse.


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