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Talking The Irishman

One day, an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for
over 10 years saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, 'It's
certainly too small to be a ship.' As the speck got closer and closer,
he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.

Suddenly, there emerged from the surf a wet-suited, black-clad figure.

Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, emerged a
drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the
stunned Irishman and said to him, 'Tell me, how long has it been since
you've had a good cigar?'

'Ten years,' replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over
and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit
and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.

He took one, lit it, and took a long drag. 'Faith and begorrah,' said
the man, 'that is so good. I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can
be!'

'And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish
Whiskey?' Asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway again replied, 'Ten years.'

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a
pocket, removed a flask, and handed it to him. He opened the flask
and took a long drink.

'Tis nectar of the gods!' stated the Irishman. ''Tis truly fantastic!'

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long
front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the
trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it been since you played
around?'

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,
'Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in
there, too!'


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